Candyfloss and Therapy

Basically, I reblog a lot of shit that I find funny. Or interesting, Or just plain fantastic.

Sometimes, I get all original and I'll post something that I wrote myself.

That's pretty rare though.

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via thekilljoyqueer)

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]

(Source: buckyoubucky, via 221stepstobakerstreet)

ryanrossjust:

ryanrossjust:

so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood?

is there a forest of penises? a penis forest?

glad this is what i’ll be remembered for

(via bossdolls)

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Well that’s one way to do it.

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Well that’s one way to do it.

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via bossdolls)

mannm96:

misandry-mermaid:

In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.

I hope this gets all the attention

SIGNAL BOOSTING!

(Source: a-razorblades-kiss, via im-the-doctor-basically-run)

coolman229:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

coolman229:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

image

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

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(via alphreddi)

Jennifer Lawrence

yourfaveisproblematic:

Well someone is a super hater.
And I’m not talking about J-Law, though she has had some questionable moments.

4 months ago - 20047

grimelords:

we got our shelves at work second hand from the cops so now everything’s funny

I just want to label shelves inappropriately now.

(via 221stepstobakerstreet)

Oh Ellen.

(Source: sandrabbullock, via bossdolls)

I love this show too damn much.

(Source: orangeskins, via bossdolls)